04 January 2011

dont act like you know it all!

here are some info of stuff that you DONT KNOW
but if you already have,
just ignore it
and stop acting like
'i am miss know it all'
enjoy peeps

chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying
- really? a must try

dalmatians are born without spots
- i know this... you're late :P

women speak about 7000 words a day. average man speaks just over 2000
- of course, if not, boys wont say we girls love to 'pok-pek-pok-pek'

grapes explode when you put them in the microwave
- kids, now that's a must try for you, if you love a BOOOM stuff la~

it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
- do it, and the next thing you will realize is that your eyes is there on the ground, HAHA

there are more chickens than people in the world
- what the? 911, i'm reporting a chicken invasion. i repeat, CHIKENS INVASION!!

borborygmi is the noise that your stomach makes when you're hungry
- good, next time i'll know how to make my BORNORYGMI stop by saying good words to him like"owh my dear borborygmi, please hold on, dinner will be served soon darling" hahahaha!

money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton
- what? owh my, so the whole time i have been having the wrong idea about this baby of mine?money honey, i am soo sorry? no wonder cotton candy always makes you feel better <3

frowning burns more calories than smiling
- so now.. lets us change the "smile always" phrase to "frown always"

men who listen to classical music tend not to spit
- and that's why they are boringgg :P

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terima kasih :)

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