he vs she

VS 1
HE said,
Why do you women always
try to impress us with your looks,
not with your brains?

SHE said,
Because there is a bigger chance
that a man is a moron
than he is blind.

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VS 2

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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VS 3

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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VS 4

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little!

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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VS 5

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, buT he doesn't

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

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and finally

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

with the power of a girl.
mira:)